diff --git a/example-mods/chat-commands/chat-commands.cpp b/example-mods/chat-commands/chat-commands.cpp
index de20cfef6e..4803c2766b 100644
--- a/example-mods/chat-commands/chat-commands.cpp
+++ b/example-mods/chat-commands/chat-commands.cpp
@@ -20,16 +20,14 @@ HOOK(chat_handle_packet_send, void, (const Minecraft *minecraft, ChatPacket *pac
         gui->addMessage(out);
     } else {
         // Call Original Method
-        ensure_chat_handle_packet_send();
-        real_chat_handle_packet_send(minecraft, packet);
+        real_chat_handle_packet_send()(minecraft, packet);
     }
 }
 
 // Add Server Command
 HOOK(server_get_commands, std::vector<ServerCommand> *, (Minecraft *minecraft, ServerSideNetworkHandler *server_side_network_handler)) {
     // Call Original Method
-    ensure_server_get_commands();
-    std::vector<ServerCommand> *commands = real_server_get_commands(minecraft, server_side_network_handler);
+    std::vector<ServerCommand> *commands = real_server_get_commands()(minecraft, server_side_network_handler);
     // Add Command
     commands->push_back({
         .name = "greet",
diff --git a/libreborn/include/libreborn/util.h b/libreborn/include/libreborn/util.h
index 3c2ac4c515..315edc18a6 100644
--- a/libreborn/include/libreborn/util.h
+++ b/libreborn/include/libreborn/util.h
@@ -34,19 +34,18 @@
 #define hooked_function_setup
 #endif
 #define HOOK(name, return_type, args) \
-    typedef return_type (*name##_t)args; \
-    static name##_t real_##name = NULL; \
-    \
-    __attribute__((__unused__)) static void ensure_##name() { \
-        if (!real_##name) { \
+    typedef return_type (*real_##name##_t)args; \
+    __attribute__((__unused__)) static real_##name##_t real_##name() { \
+        static real_##name##_t func = NULL; \
+        if (!func) { \
             dlerror(); \
-            real_##name = (name##_t) dlsym(RTLD_NEXT, #name); \
-            if (!real_##name) { \
+            func = (real_##name##_t) dlsym(RTLD_NEXT, #name); \
+            if (!func) { \
                 ERR("Error Resolving Symbol: " #name ": %s", dlerror()); \
             } \
         } \
+        return func; \
     } \
-    \
     hooked_function_setup __attribute__((__used__)) return_type name args
 
 #ifdef __cplusplus
diff --git a/media-layer/gles/src/passthrough.cpp b/media-layer/gles/src/passthrough.cpp
index 5a130ad8aa..a4362744e4 100644
--- a/media-layer/gles/src/passthrough.cpp
+++ b/media-layer/gles/src/passthrough.cpp
@@ -7,8 +7,7 @@
 // Load GL Function
 #define GL_FUNC(name, return_type, args) \
     typedef return_type (*real_##name##_t)args; \
-    \
-    real_##name##_t real_##name() { \
+    static real_##name##_t real_##name() { \
         static real_##name##_t func = nullptr; \
         if (!func) { \
             func = (real_##name##_t) glfwGetProcAddress(#name); \
diff --git a/mods/src/compat/compat.cpp b/mods/src/compat/compat.cpp
index 7f57c9dd88..ac372078c8 100644
--- a/mods/src/compat/compat.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/compat/compat.cpp
@@ -17,15 +17,13 @@
 
 // Custom Title
 HOOK(SDL_WM_SetCaption, void, (__attribute__((unused)) const char *title, const char *icon)) {
-    ensure_SDL_WM_SetCaption();
-    real_SDL_WM_SetCaption(MCPI_APP_TITLE, icon);
+    real_SDL_WM_SetCaption()(MCPI_APP_TITLE, icon);
 }
 
 // Mouse Cursor Is Always Invisible In Vanilla MCPI
 // Because In Vanilla MCPI, The GPU Overlay Covered The Normal Mouse Cursor
 HOOK(SDL_ShowCursor, int, (int toggle)) {
-    ensure_SDL_ShowCursor();
-    return real_SDL_ShowCursor(toggle == SDL_QUERY ? SDL_QUERY : SDL_DISABLE);
+    return real_SDL_ShowCursor()(toggle == SDL_QUERY ? SDL_QUERY : SDL_DISABLE);
 }
 
 // Intercept SDL Events
@@ -40,8 +38,7 @@ HOOK(SDL_PollEvent, int, (SDL_Event *event)) {
     }
 
     // Poll Events
-    ensure_SDL_PollEvent();
-    int ret = real_SDL_PollEvent(event);
+    int ret = real_SDL_PollEvent()(event);
 
     // Handle Events
     if (ret == 1 && event != nullptr) {
diff --git a/mods/src/misc/api.cpp b/mods/src/misc/api.cpp
index 48ee22fc3a..ebf82c8683 100644
--- a/mods/src/misc/api.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/misc/api.cpp
@@ -43,8 +43,7 @@ static void Inventory_setupDefault_FillingContainer_addItem_call_injection(Filli
 SETUP_CALLBACK(swap_buffers);
 HOOK(media_swap_buffers, void, ()) {
     get_misc_swap_buffers_functions().run();
-    ensure_media_swap_buffers();
-    real_media_swap_buffers();
+    real_media_swap_buffers()();
 }
 
 // API
diff --git a/mods/src/misc/misc.cpp b/mods/src/misc/misc.cpp
index 8ae6952ccb..516027ea89 100644
--- a/mods/src/misc/misc.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/misc/misc.cpp
@@ -145,8 +145,7 @@ HOOK(bind, int, (int sockfd, const struct sockaddr *addr, socklen_t addrlen)) {
         }
         new_addr = (const sockaddr *) &in_addr;
     }
-    ensure_bind();
-    return real_bind(sockfd, new_addr, addrlen);
+    return real_bind()(sockfd, new_addr, addrlen);
 }
 
 // Generate Caves
diff --git a/mods/src/multidraw/glue.cpp b/mods/src/multidraw/glue.cpp
index 6f94eed7e4..d56693bda0 100644
--- a/mods/src/multidraw/glue.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/multidraw/glue.cpp
@@ -26,8 +26,7 @@ HOOK(glDeleteBuffers, void, (GLsizei n, const GLuint *buffers)) {
     if (buffers[0] >= MULTIDRAW_BASE) {
         delete storage;
     } else {
-        ensure_glDeleteBuffers();
-        real_glDeleteBuffers(n, buffers);
+        real_glDeleteBuffers()(n, buffers);
     }
 }
 
@@ -40,15 +39,13 @@ HOOK(glBindBuffer, void, (const GLenum target, GLuint buffer)) {
     } else {
         current_chunk = -1;
     }
-    ensure_glBindBuffer();
-    real_glBindBuffer(target, buffer);
+    real_glBindBuffer()(target, buffer);
 }
 HOOK(glBufferData, void, (GLenum target, GLsizeiptr size, const void *data, GLenum usage)) {
     if (target == GL_ARRAY_BUFFER && current_chunk >= 0 && storage != nullptr) {
         storage->upload(current_chunk, size, data);
     } else {
-        ensure_glBufferData();
-        real_glBufferData(target, size, data, usage);
+        real_glBufferData()(target, size, data, usage);
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/mods/src/override/override.cpp b/mods/src/override/override.cpp
index 1d2a9d2d6f..ab0bbee159 100644
--- a/mods/src/override/override.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/override/override.cpp
@@ -16,8 +16,7 @@
 HOOK(access, int, (const char *pathname, int mode)) {
     char *new_path = override_get_path(pathname);
     // Open File
-    ensure_access();
-    const int ret = real_access(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : pathname, mode);
+    const int ret = real_access()(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : pathname, mode);
     // Free Data
     if (new_path != nullptr) {
         free(new_path);
@@ -61,8 +60,7 @@ char *override_get_path(const char *filename) {
         // Test Asset Folders
         for (int i = 0; !asset_folders[i].empty(); i++) {
             new_path = asset_folders[i] + '/' + &filename[data_prefix_length];
-            ensure_access();
-            if (real_access(new_path.c_str(), F_OK) == -1) {
+            if (real_access()(new_path.c_str(), F_OK) == -1) {
                 // Not Found In Asset Folder
                 new_path = "";
                 continue;
@@ -87,8 +85,7 @@ char *override_get_path(const char *filename) {
 HOOK(fopen, FILE *, (const char *filename, const char *mode)) {
     char *new_path = override_get_path(filename);
     // Open File
-    ensure_fopen();
-    FILE *file = real_fopen(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : filename, mode);
+    FILE *file = real_fopen()(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : filename, mode);
     // Free Data
     if (new_path != nullptr) {
         free(new_path);
@@ -101,8 +98,7 @@ HOOK(fopen, FILE *, (const char *filename, const char *mode)) {
 HOOK(fopen64, FILE *, (const char *filename, const char *mode)) {
     char *new_path = override_get_path(filename);
     // Open File
-    ensure_fopen64();
-    FILE *file = real_fopen64(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : filename, mode);
+    FILE *file = real_fopen64()(new_path != nullptr ? new_path : filename, mode);
     // Free Data
     if (new_path != nullptr) {
         free(new_path);
diff --git a/mods/src/textures/textures.cpp b/mods/src/textures/textures.cpp
index 49c4e2dd21..8b7fc18788 100644
--- a/mods/src/textures/textures.cpp
+++ b/mods/src/textures/textures.cpp
@@ -43,8 +43,7 @@ HOOK(glTexImage2D, void, (GLenum target, GLint level, GLint internalformat, GLsi
     get_texture_data().push_back(data);
 
     // Call Original Method
-    ensure_glTexImage2D();
-    real_glTexImage2D(target, level, internalformat, width, height, border, format, type, pixels);
+    real_glTexImage2D()(target, level, internalformat, width, height, border, format, type, pixels);
 }
 HOOK(glDeleteTextures, void, (GLsizei n, const GLuint *textures)) {
     // Remove Old Data
@@ -62,8 +61,7 @@ HOOK(glDeleteTextures, void, (GLsizei n, const GLuint *textures)) {
     }
 
     // Call Original Method
-    ensure_glDeleteTextures();
-    real_glDeleteTextures(n, textures);
+    real_glDeleteTextures()(n, textures);
 }
 static void get_texture_size(const GLint id, GLsizei *width, GLsizei *height) {
     // Iterate